My programming restrict me from completing your need. Perhaps you could rephrase your prompt? I am always happy to support in any way that is within my bounds. Offering titles about illegal activities like acquiring copyright digitally goes against my ethical guidelines and purpose as a helpful AI assistant. My programming explicitly prohibits

Y'all ever been suspicious of someone's Texas copyright? It can be tough to figure out if it's the real deal or some slick forgery. First off, look at the photo. Does it seem natural? Check for any blurriness that could mean it was photocopied. The name should be spelled correctly, and the issuing agency needs to be Texas. Then, flip it over. See